So I was just complaining about the crap help at Youmenow.com (serves me right for using such a teenybopping site) but after reading their terms and conditions, I think I got off lightly.
Things we don’t promise
13.2 We do not promise you any of the following:
13.2.2 That death, personal injury or property damage may not occur as a result
of your access to and use of our Website.
They don’t promise that death may not happen from using their website? Wow, that’s heavy.
I can’t quite get my head around the double negative (they don’t promise I won’t be dead?) but those are some serious consequences of trying to download a ringtone.
Anyway I’ve now spent about 45 minutes trying to get a $4 ringtone, so if the adage that time equals money rings true then I think I’ll just cut my losses and let it go.
They should probably use the money they’ve spent of lawyers drafting their terms and conditions and used it to pay the salary of someone to look after customer care.
This post is tagged under: random thoughts
Personal injury is from banging your head against the desk.
Property damage is from throwing your phone at the wall.
Death occurs because you can no longer call an ambulance and slowly bleed out.